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Matching Mugs From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (674 days old)

There is nothing quite so claustrophobic as being up a mountain in the middle of winter with your family. I arrived with my brother after a trying journey through Standsted and a two hour drive from P… more

Tis the Season to be Single From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (695 days old)

So, Christmas is fast approaching and I have a boyfriend. I’ve been told on good authority (I called an office meeting on the subject, my publisher was distinctly unimpressed, apparently I&rsquo… more

Who Wears the Trousers? From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (708 days old)

The Doctors have no idea what is wrong. God bless the NHS.Tonight is my first date with The Musician. We’re going out for dinner and drinks. I’m incredibly excited and have purchased a new… more

I Think it's one of 'Them'! From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (711 days old)

There has been a huge outcry in the office this morning. It seems one of the male members of staff has been seen at gay club, Heaven. This colleague has a fiancé and denies the allegations, but… more

Tied Too Tight From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (712 days old)

It’s such a shame that most women have a disposition toward being so bitchy, caterwauling and mentally tearing each others hair out as they try to climb upward to cheerleader supremacy by stampi… more

Mr. Not So Bad, and a Bit of Alright From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (717 days old)

My mother, like most mothers, is a source of never ending amusement and irritation. Amusement as she drags her size sixteen body off her newly bought bicycle she bought in order to get fit by cycling … more

Shake Out Your Iago From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (718 days old)

The ex-obsession is a horrible plague, on both your houses. It can wake you up in the middle of the night, frantic and confused lying in a puddle of your own sweat and the remains of a torrid dream. I… more

A Twit and his Figgy Pudding are soon Parted From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (718 days old)

My job is continuing to be a stupendous joke - my latest assignment is writing an article on the Christmas market that will be put up in Covent Garden. This is all fine, except there is one little fla… more

Roll Over Mr. Meanour? From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (719 days old)

Far be it from me to wax romantic lyric on anything other than a pair of new shoes, but I’ve recently been having renewed faith on this whole relationship business. The Musician has turned out, … more

Worlds Apart From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (779 days old)

My head hasn’t properly awoken since I downed two capsules of Night Nurse (across the counter pharmaceuticals? You rebel) after being woken by a drunken phone call from The Musician that became … more

The Gamble From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (780 days old)

I was half an hour late for the meal at The Musicians house. As I ran through the streets of Fulham in a highly strung state, weighed down by three bottles of pinot (two for the price of one, so why n… more

A Fools Lament From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (786 days old)

I’ve estimated that I humiliate myself on average three times a week. Once quite seriously and the other two are just cannon fodder humiliations, that are only really recounted on the bus when I… more

If I Tell You... From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (787 days old)

There’s an email sitting in my inbox. It’s terrifying. I think of it like I would a mousetrap, if I were a mouse; Parts of it undeniably tempting, parts are ready to sever my head. I&rsquo… more

Look What I got! From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (789 days old)

I’ve now started getting panic attacks, along with my anger blackouts. As you can imagine this is a barrel of laughs, and I just love it every time the slow trickle of sweat and fear runs down m… more

Tools for Drowning From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (789 days old)

Facebook has been a wonderful invention; enabling you to add on ‘friends’ you’d never otherwise bother to have anything to do with again just to update the friend quota and reassure … more

Warts and All From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (793 days old)

It seems I’m unable to stop sleeping with The Musician. This means I now have to be in a relationship. Not only do I have to be in a relationship, I’m trying my hardest to be in an honest … more

Lambs to Slaughter From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (872 days old)

I’m an early bird at work this morning, arriving an hour before anyone else due to the fact that I’m so behind with work I think I might faint, and deadline is tomorrow. Oh the fear. Yeste… more

Dinner and a Song From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (873 days old)

There is little that beats a night out with close friends. Yesterday I travelled home from Covent Garden to return a few hours later in St. Christopher’s Place for dinner at Carluccio's with… more

Because You Make me Smile From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (874 days old)

By Friday afternoon I was completely exhausted, having gone at got my teeth cleaned and spat in the hygienists face-a mistake I assure you, and then gone home to attempt to look impressive as I possib… more

Subliminal Sleep From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (877 days old)

I’m exhausted. I haven’t spent one night at home this week, and I’m slowly loosing the will to keep my eyes open. Luckily due to my dentist I’m finishing work at one to go and … more

Play it again, Sam From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (877 days old)

Sigh. Nothing ever goes to plan which is why I’m sitting at my desk slightly hung-over and famished. Last night my work event was a bit of a nightmare, a few CEO’s groped my arse and I was… more

My Jazz Angel From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (878 days old)

I’ve finally sorted out my week plans, after some excessive prioritising and a few gambles. I’ve said to The Musician that I’ll see him tonight after a network event I have to attend… more

Sexing Yourself From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (880 days old)

Dinner with friends last night, Chuckle made a brilliant Mexican and was her usual bubbly self, which resulted in me leaving far later than I should, drunk and most likely being incredibly obnoxious. … more

Thwarted Again From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (881 days old)

My trip to All Saints was a complete success, I managed to purchase one of those tops that you know you’ll wear for a long time coming and love it till it hangs in tatters and people think you&r… more

Country Retreat From elizabethagape in Me and My Musician (883 days old)

My Lover has been in North Italy attempting to buy a country retreat for his company. Why they need this I have no idea, as most of them repeatedly fly off to hot destinations at the drop of a hat. Hi… more